God of War sucks, do not buy it.
Posted on Mar 15, 2010 under Action Games | 25 Comments
God of War Warning God of War is a game that is praised by dickheads who don’t know shit about good action games. It is made by some asshole who made Twisted Metal Black so the characters and storyline are decently cool but the gameplay is a poor shadow of Devil May Cry’s. The problems with God of War’s gameplay are boring enemies, a poke that gives way more range than your enemies have, lack of canceling options, and unbalanced moveset. There are about 17 different types of enemies in the game, and they all are too retarded to fight back and lack the range to get close enough to you when you use your basic square combo. 95% of the game can be beaten by pressing square, square, square, and triangle sometimes, and L1 when you see a blue flash to guard. The game isn’t challenging, but a game doesn’t have to be challenging to be fun as long as it lets you do interesting things. God of War lacks the mechanics to quickly and fluidly combine your moves, a necessary element for stylish action games. There’s no specific way to criticize the game in this way because it was up to the designers to be creative and the overall result is not impressive. To see for yourself, look up combo videos of God of War, or even for God of War 2. God of War fans seem to like vmaj’s the best, so you can use that and compare it to a good game’s combo videos like Devil May Cry 3’s. Better games to play instead of God of War include God Hand, Devil May Cry 3, and Zone of the Enders 2. God Hand is a …
March 15th, 2010 at 9:48 pm
I totally agree with you in this book. Streets of Rage I prefer to play as a god of war.
March 15th, 2010 at 10:01 pm
Troll. . .
March 15th, 2010 at 10:35 pm
DMC – Dante likes demons only tötenGOW-divided into 10 years of service required to take revenge and forgivness
March 15th, 2010 at 10:50 pm
God of War franchise have presentaition high production values, fantastic graphics, sound and everything. . . . But what this man said in the video is true. . . Button Mashya unrewarding play, intuitive “cut scenes classifier” by pressing a button that has expired. Frankly, GOW 3, all intermittent. . . . It’s a turd hit in beautiful packaging. Devil May Cry beating the crap out of GOW seen a game.
March 15th, 2010 at 11:33 pm
in fact God of War 3 dissappointed. Beat It 5 days before the start.
March 15th, 2010 at 11:47 pm
God of War IIIWirklich Suck Dick LolDantes Inferno and Devil May Cry, is much better
March 16th, 2010 at 12:20 am
@ Punisher0222 not get clients that I played God of War 3, and is noticeably better.
March 16th, 2010 at 12:55 am
Kratos, if they really were, they would break their arms and beat him to death with them. Then tear the head and a pan Hackey sack before the LEO !!!!!!!!!
March 16th, 2010 at 1:22 am
If. They thought that God of War 3, the same graphics as the 1st had and 2?
March 16th, 2010 at 1:53 am
PlayStation Well duh @ Punisher0222 there a comparison? These guys just a troll who does not know what is good. Ffs Godhand think is better than god of war. Oh, and I can not wait until God of War 3, I got it shortly. Also the funny thing is that if God of War is shit, why did it to such great results. Getting compared to Godhand Godhand’s also a good rating too? This guy is stupid.
March 16th, 2010 at 2:15 am
Speaking of GoW 3 in fact, the god of all war games. Yes, I like the PS3 better than the 360
March 16th, 2010 at 2:39 am
Are you serious kid? How can anyone listen? You sound like an idiot.
March 16th, 2010 at 3:34 am
only Trollin ‘
March 16th, 2010 at 4:23 am
Kratos if you was a real kind that you want to ride bitch hes Lil hoe! Shit for interview meet his game: P
March 16th, 2010 at 4:36 am
What game are you talking about, people do not look like trash compared to God of War Godhand. Sorry, I prefer God of War. Furthermore, I am envious of the 360? I have a PS3 and I prefer the PS3 games over 360, so that the leg has an opinion or have the wrong idea about me, or responded to the wrong person. I do not know, I see no reason to be 360 PS3 exclusive is when I want more.
March 16th, 2010 at 5:08 am
@ Aarongabbard The keys in the order you see on this walk-through video is the same, because obviously they play in the “easy” or “Mortal” Modus.Es leads me to speculate that the game never played because it is the big story gewußt.Außerdem! What do you want? Greek mythology! Did you expect that many respects like a mythological story? It is a myth! Take for what it is. Is it a good story.
March 16th, 2010 at 5:08 am
@ Your aarongabbard only repeat what I said! Give me some information of shit, is not something that I already know. These firms are American, which means it’s always something for American companies to hype. Even if the complete rubbish. Check out the games of the 360th All of them are 8 5-9. 5. The only time it will be a rival console is a good grade when the obvious and learn to fucking spell! I just spent 5 minutes trying to find out, dip shit!
March 16th, 2010 at 6:02 am
The graphics are different. As the game is to kill has much better graphics and more than 360 charts, after a creature of the blood stains stay on you. WOW, I do not know, among other games graphics.
March 16th, 2010 at 6:47 am
IGN is the video game worth Companys Modern Warfare 2 Got to 9 3 or something ridiculous vindicated Bad Company 2 to 8. 4 or some shit, when Look Bad Company 2 does MW2 bitch like Ike Turner
March 16th, 2010 at 7:22 am
Poor control (can not turn with the left analog to look around) History is lahmDie graphics are not as great, no matter what people sagene is the EXACT same game as the first two not only VerbesserungIts Theres a long campaign of not Replay value what my sincere überhauptIch if you just see the history of a solution will theres no point, which played its always the same buttons Square Square Square Square Square button sequence for 10 hours! What a waste of time
March 16th, 2010 at 7:37 am
Damn, I hate WoW Fan Boys, you say in a game of shit “and” Everyone is quick to defend if Kratos was a real dude im sure that both knees would let him go so small want to be a slut, all procedures, do not mind the grammar, just the people to accept this game really stinks! Uncharted 2 is to war as a game of God Breaker
March 16th, 2010 at 8:12 am
This is because “parents spoil is stupid. Hey I play video games …… I mean, playing games and sports. Like baseball, basketball and foot ball. I have homework, and I a FG hot that a life is
March 16th, 2010 at 8:26 am
Now I’m at school
March 16th, 2010 at 9:23 am
Video games are an addiction, is cut by the youth of America, because it in turn to emo immature bastards who can not handle real life. Not much further brainwashed. Besides, I do not know who bam Beno and I could not give two shit.
March 16th, 2010 at 9:51 am
@ Punisher0222 I agree!